It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021
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BUT the dude saying the word “I just wanna be more man” instead of it
MOREMAN could be definition of ignorance
BUT the dude saying the word “I just wanna be more man” instead of it
MOREMAN could be definition of ignorance
When some bragging in a wrong and cringe way
YO CAN SAY: Yo this man just like moreman,he is talking shit!
YO CAN SAY: Yo this man just like moreman,he is talking shit!
by WERIDBOYSINGLE May 4, 2022
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Someone who is constantly online and engages all day every day on the internet and has fits of rage, very typically having no jobs.
Deshaun "I love this game, this game is the best, I have 500 accounts because I play it all day every day since I no job to work at and I'm only 29."
Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."
Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."
by nice990 October 20, 2022
Get the Morbidly Online mug.1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.
2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.
3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.
3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.
The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."
Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."
Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
by A Tabak April 17, 2008
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Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
and
Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"
and
Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
by Vagos June 19, 2013
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I banged Christine last night and it turned out she had a massive loose morris. Man, my dick was covered in yeast for days! I think I got AIDS, too.
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