Minecraft Pussy

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Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

minecraft

The code name used for marijuana when you are around your parents, or grandparents, when you want to be discrete.

Ay mon you wanna play minecraft?

Yeah broham let's get minecrafted!

by arnold cranberry September 24, 2020

Minecraft

You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.

Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.

Idiot: Terraria is 2D Minecraft
Me: No Minecraft is 3D Terraria

by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023

Minecraft

best fucking game ever

Wanna join my Christian Minecraft server?

by TheRealNotch May 6, 2020

Minecraft

why did u search this up u know what it is

Jimmy: Minecraft
Bob: yes

by ChunkyAlien February 9, 2021

minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023

Minecraft

A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....

Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things

Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol

by 051nivag May 23, 2018