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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!
by Michael CSM September 7, 2020
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What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.
I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"
by spah gaming November 14, 2020
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Water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months
by Arkimist February 1, 2021
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Dick pic machine

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
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