March 2nd 

1. Dr.Suess' birthday
2. Texas Independence Day
3. The day gay people are born

Person 1: That dude was born on March 2nd
Person 2: Must be gay

March 2nd by AresDaFab March 15, 2020

March 26 

Rub your girlfriend's pussy...

Boy one: Dude its march 26!

Boy two: You know what that means.

Boy one: I'm going to get some tonight!

March 26 by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! March 26, 2020

March 4

March 4 is the day Ottoniel Cente** was born 😌. He a cute ass niggah . He mines not Karen’s . 😏😍 Follow him on the gram!

Diego : Ottos mine 😏
Karen : No he’s not he’s mine

Diego : runs over Karen when she walking to go get her daily dose of caffeine

He was born March 4

March 4 by Diegosgucci October 16, 2019

March 13

Were all the best migits are born

Miget:I was born on March 13 and that’s were all the good migits are born

Girl:nice

March 13 by March 13 May 3, 2019

March 1st 

Short kids are born

Omg it’s Joseph’s bday March 1st

March 1st by Abbeysssss October 28, 2019

march 31

march 31 can be a very helpful person, but when u become their child u make their life a whole lot shittier. they can’t handle clowns and are always depresso. march 31 is a good person to go to when u need to talk about giving ur kids away

hey, it’s march 31st!

march 31 by vxnnxssa October 16, 2019

march'n in front

Being there first. Soldiers on the front line. Rock'n'Roll visonaries. Leaders of the pack. Mountian bike slang"death march'n", going in head first.

Dude#1;When all these posers are done wit that crap i'll be there ready to lead the way to Rock'n'Roll bliss!Dude#2;YO' I know you be march'n in front,'cause you Rock!

march'n in front by vons mom May 17, 2007