An actor who had ONE good movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.
Guy 1: "Wow, Matthew Broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."
by McCrumpit November 18, 2009
A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.
Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"
by Yakub Wasim July 19, 2011
Matthew is the most Caring person you’ll ever meet! He will love you for the way you are and is always the bestest friend! He’s always their when you need him and is all around Perfect! If Matthew is your friend you are a legend! And you should be honored just to have him as a friend! He is so Sweet, amazing, smart, talented,funny, Canadian, energetic and ALL AROUND PERFECT!!! I’m so glad I have Matthew as my best friend! I couldn’t ask for anything more!🇨🇦🏒👑
by KatieDrocks March 05, 2018
Usually a great hypebeast, wearing Yeezys every chance he can. Without his glasses, he can see very well but his glasses make him smarter, cooler and hawter. Love that nigga
Some random ass nigga: Yo who that hypebeast, mang?
Some random ass white person: Thassa Matthew Kim my nigga
Some random ass nigga: Whatchu say white boi?
*Some random ass white person has left the discord chat*
Some random ass white person: Thassa Matthew Kim my nigga
Some random ass nigga: Whatchu say white boi?
*Some random ass white person has left the discord chat*
by VoiceofTruth6969420 March 08, 2019
A hit Star in Japan For Many of His horror Movies. He usually is playing as a ginger who plays as a gamer who stumbles into the game and fights monsters.
by that guy you met that day May 17, 2010
by NomsNomsNomsGEO! October 21, 2011