A female that swipes on anyone possible and turns up flirting to 10 to ensure the other person pays for the meal. Then they ghost you.
I went out with this hot chick and she was all over me, telling me how hot I am, then the lunch leech never returned my texts!
by LJ32210 April 11, 2019
Get the Lunch leech mug.The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019
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A group of bitch-made, snobby, little girls from Live Oak High that don't know where to sit at lunch anymore because of Kearston's boyfriend type thingy.
Let's make a groupchat called lunchbuddies
Lunchbuddies- it said I had to define lunch buddies but I already did that so this is the second definiton
Lunchbuddies- it said I had to define lunch buddies but I already did that so this is the second definiton
by Big Foreheadz September 12, 2019
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Get the Lunch box mug.Lunch is what we have at 10-12pm. Or it can be ridiculously late from 12-2pm.
by Trinity:) May 12, 2020
Get the lunch mug.A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.
"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
by OiSlumai October 21, 2020
Get the Lunch Gentleman mug.Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
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