like a vagina

a response used to single out the friend (who is not really a friend but a person u make do the crap u dont want to do)at a random part in time in any conversation. does not have to be relevent to the conversation.

hey steve u see the packers game?
the packers suck!....like a vagina(to the "friend")

by pimp monkey 6900 October 2, 2006

like a Tri Delt on cake

The epitome of being all over something. Tri Delt refers to the Delta Delta Delta sorority which is known all over the country for very large girls.

When the troops brought the loaf of bread into the Ethiopian village, the starving kids there were all over that mofo like a Tri Delt on cake.

Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

like such

A word that can be added to a sentence when you're demonstrating it at that present moment. Related, but not to be confused to and such.

George: How did you do that?
Fred: Well, first off, I go to google, like such.

by Goober889 March 26, 2014

like Mike

If someone is 'like Mike', they have achieved the peak of physical and mental perfection. Such people will normally be extremely sporty, intelligent and witty, and as such are very rare. The original Mike to whom the phrase refers is long forgotten, but its safe to assume he was great to know, and probably damn fine to look at.

"Damn Timothy, you got hot. You're great looking."
"Why thanks, good chum."
"Yeah, you're really like Mike!"
"Please! You flatter me too much!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

like unicorns

"a lot". Similar to like woah, but moreso.

I'm tired like unicorns, I pulled two all-nighters in a row. Imma go to bed now, 'k?

by Deirdre Nightshade October 19, 2010