late plate

Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.

"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."

"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"

by JGrizz November 6, 2013

Late-Season

The 2014 version of the 2013 slang "that's dead"

Man: If I take you out to dinner we're having sex.

Woman: That's late-season.

by The Black Garbo January 4, 2014

lamestest

Lamer than lame. The lamest of the lanes.

She's definitely the lamestest.

by Lamestest September 3, 2015

lateaholic

A lateaholic is person who derives pleasure when coming late for an appointment, date or social event without regard for other people.

Has an addiction or chronic record of habitual tardiness for all gatherings.

Wants to be fashionably late but never cool to be one.

My nephew is a lateaholic he never comes in time for a social gathering.

by primonition December 20, 2015

late menses

when two people have sex and the woman finds out she's on her period, but it's too late

uhhhh, damn't i got late menses

by johny letter March 15, 2016

late night hygiene

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day

My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.

by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016

Lamesplain

When someone dumber than you gives you a condescending explanation of something they know less about than you do. Mansplaining from a stupid person.

1:You need to make your resume nice or no one will hire you.

2: Don't lamesplain shit to me, you haven't worked in two years.

by Lusciousron June 22, 2016