kill a puppy

To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.

Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.

by Skiff December 31, 2003

road kill

angela flack

a rotting piece of flesh

by marry had a lamb August 17, 2003

kill thyself

kill yourself but in old english. Used when some asshole uses eloquent language.

"cometh the hour, cometh the man"

kill thyself!

by adeklsfhadhf February 12, 2018

Kill Santa

Sucking the joy out a given area of interest, effectively damaging or destroying any related hopes and dreams.

It is named for the feeling you get when, as a child, you are told that Santa doesn't exist. Thus, killing Santa.

Guy 1: "You know, Taco Bell's meat isn't REALLY 80% beef"
Guy 2: "Way to kill Santa, guy"

Guy 1: "You know no girl is ever going to like you"
Guy 2: "You know you're killing Santa for me, right?"

by lillockey March 23, 2011

Killing pigs

Wasting time on your mobile device.

From the addictive app "Angry Birds" - a game where you use birds to try and kill the pigs.

Please stop killing pigs and listen to me!

by scootergirl October 22, 2010

kill off

a finisher in krump means to end a dance battle with a combination of moves leading up to a move that will just end it all

that kill off was just too much to handle or game over killed off

by the anthem May 22, 2012

jody kill

when two people are playing halo and they are in a stand off and one of them gets shot. another one of your team members pops out of nowhere and blasts the crap out of the person that just shot your teammate.

"omg"
"what"
"he finally killed me, crap"
BOOM!
"yes! that guy that just killed me totally got jody killed"
"nice"

by paul read May 14, 2009