sneaky kiss

n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead

I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.

by sweet.potato October 1, 2017

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German Kiss

When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.

“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 22, 2021

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A Finnish kiss, is when you kiss with someone else, and your lips get stuck together. As if they froze together, you have something sticky on your lips, or any other way you can possibly manage to get your lips stuck to another pair of lips.

Mary- It was so cold outside yesterday! Steve and I had a Finnish kiss!

by PetterJ June 19, 2014

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Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

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Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

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Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

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