jizz giggle

When you violently and unintentionally cum in your pants due to extreme laughter

My friend had to change his pants due to the severe jizz giggle he endured

by Big fluffy January 07, 2014

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up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

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kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

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The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 03, 2021

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To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.

"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"

by ctrlpew May 09, 2020

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Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe

by Mama yo ♡ April 20, 2018

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when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

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