Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments
A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022
Get the Jessemug. Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
by Unicornboi May 6, 2020
Get the Jessmug. A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.
by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018
Get the Jesse Reesmug. 
The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
Get the Jessmug. The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
Get the Jessemug.