A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.
by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018
Get the Jesse Reesmug. The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
by Unicornboi May 6, 2020
Get the Jessmug. A rude girl who always wants to be the leader and always wants to be the best at things. She especially loves animals. And if you get in the good side of her, you’ll be there forever.
Jess
by Idontyhinkiwanttobehere October 25, 2020
Get the Jessmug. bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the jessmug. Jesse is a person who cares about your feelings and will comfort you when you need it. He is the type of person to act tough around friends but deep down he just wants comfort and love and to feel appreciated. He’s had a rough past and is looking for something to ease the pain, but the truth is- you both have pain the needs to be eased- so it’s okay to help each other out and discover your love for each other but be careful with him. He has feelings too- don’t break him like the people in his past did. Go find your “Jesse” :)
Jesse/// grizzly bear or teddy bear- or both??
by KingOfTheMints June 18, 2022
Get the Jessemug. Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
Get the Jessmug.