e-jerk

A jerk, but located primarily in the online domain.

They've hacked the website again. What an e-jerk.

by Waccces January 1, 2013

slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.

Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"

by Flash1049 January 5, 2009

hypnic jerk

The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep

I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep

by krys November 7, 2004

perch-jerking

Fishing, usually for bream.

We stood on the pier and did some perch-jerking.

by kduda April 10, 2008

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.

Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"

by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010

circle jerk

When a Google+ user shares your post, pic or video outside its limited circle or group without your permission.

He's such a circle jerk for sharing that pic in my Google+ folder of my cum face to the public.

by mangodebango October 9, 2011