Jake

Absolute machine, but loves boys because he vapes, loves arse

You are so jake

by Fortnite1999 December 16, 2018

jake moran

a divy spesh who likes being weird and makes weird noises all the time, also he is the king of spesh he is weirder and even speshier around rowan salter also is A psychopathic young man who likes to burn things, shit on the floor and eat meth for breakfast lunch & dinner.

stop being a jake moran

by jaeger pilot99 January 17, 2019

Jake

the gayest kid on earth.

"Jake is so gay, dude."

by eEPASDDIJWHDJ April 29, 2019

Jizzy Jake

when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat

Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Jake

A Jake is a male turkey

I had a Jake for thanksgiving

by Mr.happystick November 29, 2006

Jake

The best guy you could ever meet, sweet, kind and is such a gentleman. He allways holds the door open for everyone, he will offer to pay for your food. And he's all round a great guy, he's intelligence without being arragont he's funny without being a smartass. He knows when somethings wrong, and treats his lady like a goddess

He helped me with my homework without me asking
Well duh... He's a jake!

by Jam pie🏳️‍🌈 June 12, 2017

Jake

Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.

Friend 1: Omg! Jake just came up to me and asked me out!
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.

by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019