jack ingrey

jack ingrey is very wet and sexy i wish i could disintergrate his eyeball

you see that jack ingrey he is wet

by mushyboy April 25, 2019

jack sparrow

The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy.

dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs

by Green Beans October 10, 2003

Dirty Jack

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.

by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

Jack Thompson

Some major dumbass who thinks playing games like Grand Theft Auto will turn kids into killers and car-jackers.

News Reporter: Just last night, angry kids ran out onto the street, hijacked some cars, and then went to Jack Thompson's house and killed him.

Children of the World: YAY!!!

by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009

jack in the crack

Jack in the Box

Im going to Jack in the crack for a burger, want one?

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

jack skellington

the main character in the nightmare before christmas directed by tim burton.

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing

by doorswhore June 10, 2004

Jack Mormon

1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.

2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.

3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).

4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.

"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"

"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."

by Nonobvious October 21, 2009