When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 3, 2022

by ssilrocn March 8, 2010

a girl may put her head band very tightly and is very compressed to the skull, and you would say tight skull. It is good to relieve the pressure after many hours tied.
by Snarly March 29, 2009

by G8TORTOOF January 6, 2010

“Yo that nigga getting me tight!”
by DOA300baby May 28, 2022

National Tight Ends Day is an annual time to celebrate players at the position. There aren’t any formal traditions, per se, but the NFL uses the holiday to highlight tight ends across the league.
by I am the motherFing Man October 26, 2022
