minecraft

dying game

minecraft is a dying game

by kyllolol April 8, 2021

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

Minecraft

3D Terraria

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria

by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Minecraft

The game where you Mine and craft

"Creeper aww man"
"What does that mean"
"You're not a part of Minecraft community!"

by Hlshuttt1 October 29, 2022

Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft together?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019

Minecraft

Its a popular game made Mojang in 2009 then microsoft bought minecraft at 2014

Bro me and my brother had so much time playing minecraft!

by Sanskar420 November 22, 2023