A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
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When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018
Get the Behind The Couch mug.Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015
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by givesies February 22, 2018
Get the Companion Couch mug.The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 26, 2024
Get the WALC Couch Humper mug.Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
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