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Honey Horse

When you have anal sex with a girl and after ejaculating into her anus, you pull out and urinate all over her ass/back.
"Dude, last night I was with Chandra and I totally gave her the honey horse...piss everywhere!"
by PSU Kidd March 14, 2009
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Kicking the dead horse

Pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat.
Teacher : Yeah check it out
Student : Ok I will
Teacher : Get it? Check it out, for the chess tournament
Student : Your kicking the dead horse sir
by NewfoundlandYeti October 19, 2009
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Sewer Horse

A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.

A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.

You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.

The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.

The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.

The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.

If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.

The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.

The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.
by e2vs July 1, 2008
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Horuss

A dude who wants that sweet sweet horse cock up the ass.
"Did you hear about Horuss?"
"Ya, he fucked a robot horse, didn't he?"
"Ya."
by Gemini, Bitch August 27, 2019
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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."
I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.
by Content Chick December 28, 2009
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horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.
'That man is a right horse washer'.
by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012
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