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Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019
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help_me_soda

A gay iFunny user who likes to suck multiple cocks at once
Ew is that help_me_soda
by ArdentSeal January 20, 2019
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Helmet Gang

Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.
Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang
by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019
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helper

A subserviant spirit used to aid Devine revelations and mastery. Also opening up the world's and dimensions to all who believes. A grass hopper and a dear.
Are you going to church tomorrow Joe?

Jodi; if I'm lead by the helper.

Look at the dear it looks like a helper.
Can you hear the grass hopper it sounds like a noise helper.
by Jodiy brown September 3, 2019
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Helmet

yo moms booty is lookin like a helmet
by fuckingyourmom101 September 9, 2019
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helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).
Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019
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Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.
God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
by Berrick January 18, 2020
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