A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.
Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master
by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009
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a condom.
trans. v.
to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.
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American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.
a condom.
trans. v.
to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.
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American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.
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“He Helmscrafted his way out of every responsibility.”
“Don’t let them Helmscraft you into agreeing — stick to the facts.”
Anytime someone says, “We’re just trying to help,” but it somehow costs you everything, you know you’ve witnessed pure Helmscraft.
I used to mistake Helmscraft for charm, but now I see it’s just control dressed up as concern.
The judge seemed unmoved by the Helmscraft—those carefully worded half-truths wrapped in politeness that hid years of deceit.
“Don’t let them Helmscraft you into agreeing — stick to the facts.”
Anytime someone says, “We’re just trying to help,” but it somehow costs you everything, you know you’ve witnessed pure Helmscraft.
I used to mistake Helmscraft for charm, but now I see it’s just control dressed up as concern.
The judge seemed unmoved by the Helmscraft—those carefully worded half-truths wrapped in politeness that hid years of deceit.
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