Cronk-Head

A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.

Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.

by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021

Swoll Head

High intelligence

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!

by jjmike December 20, 2015

hang-head

When an individual is intoxicated to the point that they can sit up straight, but not able to hold their head up. A person with hang-head may still be able to lift their head, but for only seconds to mumble inaudible words or to stare off into space.

Paul has a nasty case of hang-head because he thought it would be a good idea to smoke weed after drinking an entire bottle of rosé .

by Mr. Fornicus July 2, 2017

Ben Head

A derogatory term used to offend a member of society (usually in the U.K.) who is entitled to government paid benefits.

"Get away from me ya Ben Head!" or "You're nothing but a Ben Head"

by CharlieSheen1884 January 17, 2014

Head buddy

A friend with similar cranial circumference.

Me and my head buddy share hats all the time!

by Mrbisme March 18, 2017

Head Deck

The act of tech decking on someone while they give you head.

Cade's looking for someone who will let him head deck on them.

by ghostaplants January 28, 2021

Head pussy

A better name for the opening at the tip of the penis. Otherwise known as the urethral opening

Dude I just came so hard out my head pussy.

Yo dude I think my head pussy is infected.

by Flirnten Nutburt November 13, 2018