Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.

a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)

by Stadium Status December 30, 2007

Pan Handlers Putin

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

by Peacockthree May 13, 2005

Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

by Camper dog June 16, 2010

bitch handles

when in engaged in a sex act,(blowjob or intercourse usually doggy), the woman who has her hair braided or in dual ponytails, thus letting the man pull on them, these are called bitch handles. The lone pony tail would be a bitch handle. By pulling on her bitch handles the man brings his woman, the bitch closer to the action and let's her know who is boss.

Diane was giving me an incredible blowjob when I grabbed her bitch handles and brought her head to a firm position to jam it down her throat. Diane was on all fours taking it doggy style when I pulled hard on her bitch handles to ride her harder and make her grunt.

by devildog July 12, 2006

Handkerbate

To masturbate with a clean slightly unfolded Handkerchief around the penis

guy 1 - what did you get up to last night?
guy 2 - after talking to my g/f on the phone I was turned on and had to handkerbate.

by hank-er-choo January 22, 2008

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over

Handsexual

by Napnod January 14, 2016

Hendre

He always full sends. All the girls drool over him because he is the equivalent of a Greek God ,tan and ripped . He is the funniest guy you’ll meet

Look at him go hes definitely a Hendre

by iwasbornfreenothuman December 18, 2020