I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.

I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!

by dahneeoh September 13, 2011

They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Grape

The act of forcefully shoving grapes down the throat of an unwilling victim.

(People sleeping in there beds late at night, meanwhile a man come busting through the wall screaming)

Grapest: I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

People: (screaming in horror): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Grapest January 15, 2011

Graphic designer

Someone who digitally designs visual imaging and graphics for web sites. I happen to be one because I basically have no life


Graphic Designers rule compared to the cheap web designers, who have no talent

Im 13, and yet Im an exelent graphic designer

by Arielthealien June 7, 2005

Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

by FREKBOX April 12, 2009