Gomer

A lanky person that is also smart

Sheldon Cooper is a gomer.

by Johnny Swifton May 25, 2018

Gomer

A tall, gangly looking loser type guy, who thinks he is all it, simply because he is tall. An overly tall guy who is a Doofis. An ugly tall man. Tall clumsy Dorky guy

All the insecure women swooned over Him, until they realized what a Gomer he was.

by Stray Cat RB October 21, 2018

gotera stride

when the absolute unit of a gotera fucken lunges across the whole map

this dude just fucken gotera strided us ohno

by GoteraStrider December 25, 2018

Gove

A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.

“What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”

“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”

by TomatoDude June 9, 2019

Goves

Visible traces of cocaine (or other nasally insufflated drugs) deposited around the nostrils of drug users.

The term is derived from the scandal surrounding Michael Goves cocaine habit.

"Wash those goves off of your nose or they won't let us into the club".

by )o( June 12, 2019

Goner

A thought or point that leaves your mind just before you are about to convey it.

During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.

by Mizlu July 17, 2019

gobert

1: to act immaturely 2: to infect people carelessly

That dude Gobert my door

by HankReardon77 March 15, 2020