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Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.
by Miksah August 16, 2019
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Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.
Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.
by Doguehaus September 15, 2019
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daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google
Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?
by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020
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eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled
"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."
by BosleeLA January 1, 2014
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Google Giggles

A phrase popularized on TikTok to denote content seen as cringe or childish. The phrase "Google Giggles" was made up by the community, but was originally used as a way to represent YouTube Shorts (owned by google) which is often seen as promoting cringe content intended for children.
"Wow that TikTok was so cringe."
"Right? Bro probably got banned from Google Giggles."
by heartwren April 20, 2023
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Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
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Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.
"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."
by MagusB February 22, 2012
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