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Gobshite

A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.
Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"

Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.
by B D Eye April 13, 2022
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Gobshyte

Johnson and Rees-Mogg are two typical Tory GOBSHYTES.
by Jijjim April 19, 2022
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Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.
Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022
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gooba

Derived from "goober" - US prison slang meaning "dumb person". Used in Mexican-American hip-hop/trap communities since the early 2010s to refer to young rappers having been sentenced for their first time. Basically, a newbie rapper who's been to jail, a jail-virgin.
- That 69 song, gooba? WTF does it mean?
- Ese...
by Shadiac April 29, 2022
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Gobsphobic

Hatred or Fear towards Gobs
Male 1: I hate gobs

Male 2: You are Gobsphobic
by !realpapichulo May 2, 2022
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Goobarty

he is an uhhhh spider thing idk what he is
louie: help! goobarty just sent me scary pacman irl!
by Pokeyplayz May 7, 2022
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goober

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.
by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022
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