East German

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.

Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.

by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016

German Seesaw

A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.

Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.

After exhausting typical positions, the young trio decided to attempt the german seesaw.

by Dustin DeWynn August 27, 2010

german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.

dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

German Organ-Pound

A sex act in which one first removes anothers organ(s) and then uses it to pleasure the other person, be they male or female.

-Man, jane to german organ-pound in the morgue. I hope she's single!

-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.

by Jyran Damb June 11, 2006

germ-x

1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.

1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch

by charles thorn June 5, 2007

German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral

dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.

by theadore12 August 2, 2009

Gerbster

Super-intelligent gerbil/hamster halfbreeds that will one day enslave the human race and eat our babies. They are conveniently hidden within the bodies of sailors. They like buttsecks.

OH SNAP! IT'S A FREAKIN' GERBSTER! HIDE THA BABIEZ!!!11one!!1shift+1!!shift+one11111111111

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004