Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT

“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”

by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024

Grass Layer

someone who is the type of person to lay in the grass (skill issue) (negative)

wow , alex is a real grass layer

by Narry B April 19, 2025

Easter grass

Easter grass is slang word for marijuana, coming from the eastern side of virginia.

"Have you kids found a little bag with grass in it?"

"No but we have some easter grass"

by Wuno May 19, 2016

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

grass gang

A group of people, usually at a high school, who are known for smoking weed.

"Jimmy is my friend, but all he does is smoke weed and act like a dumbass all the time. He's in the grass gang afterall."

by m&m moe June 12, 2014

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022