fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.

I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face

by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009

Fudgebath

When you're in the bath or shower and you've not been feeling well and you suddenly shit yourself everywhere and it turns the water dark brown like fudge.

Jack: Hey dude are you feeling better?
Chris: Yeah, a bit except I had a fudgebath yesterday
Jack: That's fucking gross!

by WarWar August 1, 2009

fudgemerchant

Someone who provides fudge. Also known as 'gash man' or 'lad central.' Knowing the fudge merchant enriches your life.

Charlie is a fudgemerchant, I want his penis.

by Eldridge101 November 23, 2009

fudge gas

To gas a person with fudge

Gloria walked to the podium for her speech as she fudge gassed the other panelists

by Farmer Mo December 31, 2009

Fudge Puncher

The act of fisting anally

-Dude smell my hand...
-Ahh you were punching fudge weren't you?

-I hear that kid in your class is really good in the sack...
-Nah i hear he is a total fudge puncher

by cinimon bagel August 7, 2010

fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011