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dinner with Cthulhu

(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.

(See own the libs)
The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.

They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.
by Onat-ural December 22, 2021
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her
“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave
by Maviles June 16, 2018
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Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.
That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.
by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022
mugGet the Dinner Dickmug.

juul dinner

The act of not eating dinner, butt instead using nicotine from a Juul to suppress your appetite.
Mike: Hey bro, I had chicken parm last night, what’d you eat?
Ben: I didn’t get any food, i had a Juul dinner.
by sknnylgnd August 17, 2019
mugGet the juul dinnermug.
Something you say after introducing yourself as Chelsea.
Hi, my name is Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food?
by jumping_beans June 3, 2020
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Washing Dinner

The act of washing your Vagina and/Or Booty
"How about you go wash my dinner for tonight? Go start Washing Dinner"
by Ulfberht November 11, 2019
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TV Dinner

Someone who is ice cold and packin a solid piece of meat
TV Dinner: Bro I just fucked your mom
Plebian: That's ice cold son
by S0meRand0mB0i June 15, 2021
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