Flatty

Someone who doesn’t have a butt
They have a flat butt

Yo did u see that girl over there! Man she is such a flatty

by Notokay May 1, 2021

Flitty

Someone who is unable to stick to something, especially relationships.

Louise is so flitty, she’s can’t stick to one man for any length of time.

George keeps on switching hobbies, he’s so flitty.

by anonymous May 10, 2021

flattening

A term for the fetish of being stepped on.

"Step on me Lady Dimitrescu!" -person into flattening

by Zanean May 11, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

flattle

The sound heard when a golf ball rattles the flag stick.

That was an amazing shot! Did you hear the flattle???

by KikiGolf June 25, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Floaties

Antibangs milkers

Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth

by Subthy November 16, 2021