furry salsa

when a person throws up in a furry suit

i created some furry salsa

by jammies87 May 7, 2018

The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.

Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-

by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017

Serena The furry

Is a furret that is furry,she is cool,but hates novers,novers gay lol

Hey serena!
Serena:fuck novers
Novers:ok
I found serena the furry tomorow

by Bionic64 June 15, 2020

furry trout

Furry Trout defined as a species of trout that is furry to the touch and smells like three week old pussy juice cocktail.

Yo from a distance that pussy looked like a keeper! Untill I got close to see the goods then I know ihad a furry trout to release!

by Yo Digity Dank September 15, 2013

Anti-furry

9 year old kids with nerf guns that think they’re “sigma” or a “gigachad”, they like to use the emoji “🗿” alot, they call furries cringe and fatherless or maybe copy paste the Wikipedia of a weapon, you can find them by going on a furry’s comment section and search by Newest first

Furry:*Minding their own business*
Anti-Furry1:FURRY
Anti-Furry2:WHERES UR DAD HUH
Anti-Furry1:BARK BARRK
Anti-Furry3:🗿
Furry: …

by RandomGuyWithAMustache October 23, 2023

furry lollipop

After completing no shave and no nut November, when the penis is super hairy and the balls are full of cum, and a blow job is given.

Tim: It’s finally destroy your dick December.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.

by Lordticklemaster November 4, 2021

Furry Syndrome

When someone turns or identifies as a furry just because the person of their sexual/romantic interest is also a furry.

Richard: Yo that girl is cute what’s her name?
Michael: Bro she’s a furry you sure you want her?
Richard: UwU definitely <3

Michael: Damn that Furry Syndrome ain’t no joke fr

by Dat_Boi33 October 10, 2021