jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.

Todd is such a Church-rat

by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

god church

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.

Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off

by santa is not real April 22, 2018

Church Prom

A day where people dress in their best clothes for church, similar to school prom.

Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.

by GOPhater April 9, 2023

The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?

Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.

"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

by NatorGreen7000 February 16, 2023