jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010

Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

by Fav December 1, 2006

Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks

"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."

by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011

Flamin' hot asshole

When you eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then hours later shit out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living hell out of the ass crack.

OMG i just got off the toilet and wtf i had the worst flamin' hot asshole ever. It was pure red!

by tehrawrz1 March 30, 2011

Flying Flamingo

Where a girl is having a foursome and there's a guy on her left, right, and in front of her. She gives hand jobs to the two on her right and left and a blowjob to the one in front, the motions make her look like she's a flamingo flying

She used the flying flamingo in her foursome.

by DStars November 14, 2007