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Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
by norminat0r June 23, 2012
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fartweb

When one walks unexpectedly through a fart cloud, and the offending odor sticks to their face, hair and clothes, they have just walked through a fartweb.
I walked through a fartweb and it was awful!
by Clive Hyde May 25, 2013
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Fartsnack

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.
Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014
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fartdar

The ability to sniff out discrete farts.
I tried to sneak one out but her fartdar caught me.
by Patpatriot January 22, 2015
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