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Englishing

working/writing/speaking with a lack of motivation in regards to the English language
Student 1: I should be Englishing but I'm lazy

Student 2: Love that for you
by DaVinky December 3, 2020
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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by brrrrrrrrruh September 29, 2020
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Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
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Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020
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English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
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English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
by Nick Off April 22, 2021
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