Douche-Basket 

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag

Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?

Douche-Basket by Travis Shade January 3, 2009

Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

Douche-Matic by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009

douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

douche maid by a Feminist June 19, 2009

douche cough 

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

douche cough by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.

Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.

Douche Warrior by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009

douche-fairy 

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

douche-fairy by bittereagle March 6, 2010

douche notes 

When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.

Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?

douche notes by horn avenue June 24, 2010