Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock November 27, 2017

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r December 01, 2016

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool October 28, 2013

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 December 01, 2024

one way dildo

Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.

by Jeffrey fuckerson November 04, 2022