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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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Biblical Donkey

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!
by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019
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Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks
by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020
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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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Ba Donkey Donk

Something you don't have. Lol sorry not sorry #WAP #Gorls #BaDonkeyDonk #IFuckedYourMotherTwice
"Oh yeah babyyy! Lemme get some of that juicy Ba Donkey Donk!"
by Kalani Taj November 17, 2021
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Dré Dankel

Can be seen wearing mom’s jacket.

Goes but the name “Dré the Poet

Very emotional.

SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER.
“Dré the poet becomes the neat, Dré the poet becomes the sweet.” -Dré Dankel
by SteveKing February 5, 2022
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