Crynaldo 

Overhype football player that cried after ghosting a match vs Morocco in FIFA World Cup - Qatar 2022. His tears fulfill the stadium tunnel and make cleaning service staffs working overtime.

My Little bro is Crynaldo after I demolished him 70 - 0 in FIFA Match on PS5

Crynaldo by ALTHUMAMACLEANINGSERVICE September 12, 2023

Jay crylol 

The state of being submissive, breedable or a crypussy

He's being a proper Jay crylol right now!

Jay crylol by bigbattycrease69 November 14, 2021

Devilman Crybaby 

Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.

person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.

Devilman Crybaby by Misa Amane is my babe January 1, 2022

striding the crystal summit 

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

striding the crystal summit by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Crysis 

The ultimate way to test your PC's power.

"Hey man, what's up?"
"My computer exploded."
"WHAT?!?!?"
"Crysis."
"Oh."

Crysis by FrankTheTankOS March 31, 2013

Crysway 

The physical effect of listening to very emotionally-involving music, which in-turn makes the listener weep profusely whilst swaying to the rhythm of the song.

Person One: "Did you listen to The Saddest Landscape's new song?"
Person Two: "Yeah, It was great! I had a really good crysway to it."

Crysway by Skramzilla September 14, 2011

internet crybaby 

Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.

"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"

"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."

internet crybaby by jimchach February 6, 2005