Crysway

The physical effect of listening to very emotionally-involving music, which in-turn makes the listener weep profusely whilst swaying to the rhythm of the song.

Person One: "Did you listen to The Saddest Landscape's new song?"
Person Two: "Yeah, It was great! I had a really good crysway to it."

by Skramzilla September 14, 2011

internet crybaby

Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.

"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"

"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."

by jimchach February 6, 2005

Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

by Renmf July 16, 2021

brb crying

Bastardation of "Be right back, I'm going to cry" or "Be right back, I am crying." Used when one would like to excuse his/her self because he/she is overwhelmingly sad, about to cry, or hysterically laughing. This term is used more commonly on the internet.

(Text messaging): "Dang, your breath smelled like shit today!"
"Wait.. since when?"
"about second or first period when you shoved that entire bag of croutons down your throat"
"brb crying"

by unajunga December 30, 2013

crystal mountain

A song by the American metal band "Death," on their 2nd to last album "Symbolic." Crystal Mountain is what you want it to be. Only Chuck Schuldiner knows what it was to him. But whatever it was to him, he was very indirect.The only thing that can be certain is that it was a place where bad things happen. It can be your home, school, work, it can even be your mind...

"Inside crystal mountain, evil takes it's form."
"Inside crystal mountain, commandments are reborn."

by Stuntman Reege January 9, 2008

Crysterbation

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

David Crystal

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009