crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017

Crusty

Ben is a dumbass for thinking it means mad

Ben your crusty

by Kaleb Hartley February 21, 2020

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

crusty mc cheese

the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.

guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms

by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021