Courtney

COURTNEY- they tend to lie almost all the fucking time. They never have your back what so ever, pretends to be someone their not to hide the ugly personality deep inside. If you have a friend or dating someone named courtney, I would advise to run. They are not worth the heartbreak or the tears they have caused.

-Have you talked to Courtney as of recently? Shes been saying some shit about you.
- Typical, shes always trying to spread rumors about my life.

by LYRICALMELODY June 15, 2022

Courtney

(n/adj/adv) The loveliest, kindest, most badical person on this planet. If you're lucky enough to have her in your life, consider yourself blessed.

Courtney is simply the most wonderful person in the world. Love you!!

by dudemeister101 August 10, 2022

Courtney Baker

Courtney baker the real Birmingham G

That Courtney baker, jeez she’s a brummie girl, a real Birmingham G.

by HZN Recon September 6, 2022

Courtney

Courtney is the most beautiful and perfect goof you could ever ask for. She's that short and cute girl you'd see in your class that you would hear across the class. Her eyes and smile will melt your heart, and make you fall in love over and over again. If you ever see a Courtney, grow some balls and approach her and you won't regret it but just not my Courtney, or else I will find you. She has a very bright and charming personality and is impossible to ever let go of. She is the reason why your life will be 100x better than it already was. A true precious angel who is always on your mind, and want to be with for the rest of your life. Courtney deserves the world and someone who truly cares about her. Very fun and a great friend to be around. Just beware not to get on her bad side tho..... And watch what you say or you might just wake up in a hospital bed. She brightens every mood and has a heart of gold. Make sure to compliment her whether you're in person or not, she may not take it to heart but it'll sure make her blush. They sure are rare to come by. All in all, Courtney is someone you can always put your trust in and count on, at least the Courtney I know I can.

I love you will all my heart hun and you mean everything to me. ;)

Person: Oof, hey who hit me!?
Courtney: Down here you delusional rodent
Person: Where? *gets kicked in the balls*

by FizzyGizzy September 17, 2022

Courtney

A kinda smart woman,normally appears to be 10 years older than she is,typically no taller than 4ft 8,are known to lie occasionally, are often funny and stupid.

Oh your such a courtney

by Orochimaruxi October 21, 2022

Courtney

Courtney. Somebody who will swindle you up into a relationship you did not ask for. She is like a vampire, sinking her teeth into you until you are empty. Courtney’s strongest suits are gaslighting and manipulation.

Her name is Courtney? You’re walking the fine line between death and death, pick your poison.

by eugenethemonsta November 19, 2022

courtney

Courtney is an encouraging type of girl, she's sometimes weird but you would get along with her pretty well. She turns into a monster at night and Courtney loves free stuff. She eats all the raw sugar. Overall Courtney is a nice , caring person and she tries to eat SHOWER FOAM. Courtney is gorgeous and pretty, she thinks she's not worth it but Courtneys the best est friend you could ever have but, be careful out there she's crazy!

Why are you getting free stuff again COURTNEY?
COURTNEY loves salted nutz

by saltednutz45 November 26, 2022