Corpovernment

The unification of Big Corporations and Big Government, with the help of the Banking/Finance/Federal Reserve sector, it is specifically referring to the current socio-economic-political situation in the United States. The entity controls all of key aspects of society, from politicians, judges, Big Industry, all the mainstream media channels, Energy, Banking/Finances, Pharmaceuticals, Food, Military/Intelligence and police. This entity will fight off any attempt at competition or loss of control of the masses.

Corpovernment revolving door example: Big Corp executives leave the company and are hired in top positions in the federal and state government by their buddies already onboard. They then write laws that benefit their former company and/or industry, and then leave the gov and are hired back with big payouts in their former job/industry.

Ex: Monsanto, Halliburton

by dracul June 28, 2013

corporatesophere

The corporate world, comprising people who work in corporations.

Running my own business is a great improvement to working in the corporatesophere

by AlanAlanAlan November 24, 2013

Corpsified

To be collapsed on the ground, so physically drained and cosmetically disordered that you look (and feel) like a corpse.

Alas, after having consumed copious amounts of alcohol, she lay corpsified in the space she was last seen conscious, as the muffled sounds of her phone alarm made their final rotation.

by MovieQuotesGuy December 14, 2013

Corporate Tai Chi

Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.

I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...

by Stesio December 27, 2013

Corpsebagging

Corpsebagging is the act commonly encountered in video games, in which a fallen or wounded enemy/s unintentionally uses their body/corpse to temporarily block, impede,and/or inconvenience the player.

Friend 1: Damn i had 12 hit points left and was going for the health, when all of a sudden a giant spider corpse landed on the health preventing me from getting it
Friend 2: That sounds like some serious corpsebagging

by Doktoberfest December 19, 2014

corpsicle

A person in cryonic suspension (frozen in suspended animation with the hope of possible revival in the future)

He signed up to be cryonically suspended after death because he figured it was better to be a corpsicle than to be incinerated or rot in a casket .

by Dr Kat November 1, 2015

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

by Corporal J April 18, 2016