comp

many meanings; mostly used short for 'companion' but can also mean 'computer' or 'competition'

'wys comp?'

'I'm alr mate wbu'

by phonomonal December 25, 2023

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

Comfy Pipes

Comfy Pipes: something that Vishnu and Sunja have and it’s day program’s comfy pipes and Mollie’s comfy pipes and Saige, Devin and Chris have comfy pipes

Devin went to the icky gray burps pumping station today’s comfy pipes

by Merlin vac engine January 5, 2024

Comp

A male who wants to get on his knees for another male and suck his cock until he cums, the man then gets on all fours whilst the man creams up his tight arsehole. They both then moan like bitches.

Man 1: "hey would you like to take part in in some comp activities"
Man 2: "sure, let me get on all fours for you daddy"

by Ilovecomping January 6, 2024

Comfybum

Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.

I need a shit, I hope these public toilets have comfybum!

by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024

compagno

"Compagno" is a derogatory term coined to describe Italians associated with the extreme left, embodying unconventional and seemingly contradictory behaviors. This label extends beyond politics, delving into a lifestyle marked by undesirable habits. The Compagno's outward appearance is a prominent facet, often portrayed as neglectful of personal grooming, reflecting a lack of concern for conventional norms. Recreational substance use, notably marijuana in public spaces, further defines their lifestyle. Criticism of the Compagno goes beyond appearance, targeting a perceived shallowness in their understanding of extreme-left ideology. This lack of depth extends to historical context, rendering their intellectual pursuits superficial. A distinctive trait is their contrarian nature, opposing almost everything without apparent reasoning. They label dissenting opinions as "fascism" without substantive arguments, fostering discord. Inconsistencies add complexity to the Compagno's persona. Despite anti-police sentiments, collaboration or seeking law enforcement assistance occurs when needed. These contradictions challenge the coherence of their professed beliefs, revealing a nuanced and multifaceted identity. Intellectual apathy is a significant element in the Compagno's identity. A reluctance to engage in intellectual pursuits or educate themselves about their political beliefs contributes to a perceived lack of depth in convictions.

Compagno: Giorgia Meloni is literally the reincarnation of Mussolini, we should hang her in Piazzale Loreto with all the other fashs
Laziale: You won't do shit

by ER LAZIALE January 19, 2024

compagno

"Compagno" is a derogatory term coined to describe Italians associated with the extreme left, embodying unconventional and seemingly contradictory behaviors. This label extends beyond politics, delving into a lifestyle marked by undesirable habits. The Compagno's outward appearance is a prominent facet, often portrayed as neglectful of personal grooming, reflecting a lack of concern for conventional norms. Recreational substance use, notably marijuana in public spaces, further defines their lifestyle. Criticism of the Compagno goes beyond appearance, targeting a perceived shallowness in their understanding of extreme-left ideology. This lack of depth extends to historical context, rendering their intellectual pursuits superficial. A distinctive trait is their contrarian nature, opposing almost everything without apparent reasoning. They label dissenting opinions as "fascism" without substantive arguments, fostering discord. Inconsistencies add complexity to the Compagno's persona. Despite anti-police sentiments, collaboration or seeking law enforcement assistance occurs when needed. These contradictions challenge the coherence of their professed beliefs, revealing a nuanced and multifaceted identity. Intellectual apathy is a significant element in the Compagno's identity. A reluctance to engage in intellectual pursuits or educate themselves about their political beliefs contributes to a perceived lack of depth in convictions.

Compagno: Giorgia Meloni is literally the reincarnation of Mussolini, we should hang her in Piazzale Loreto with all the other fashs
Laziale: You won't do shit

by ER LAZIALE January 19, 2024