Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another

"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.

by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014

reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.

I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.

by QuacksO August 21, 2017

brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018

life contraction

The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.

Examples of a life contractions:

He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."

She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."

"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."

by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018

Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.

"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"

by Hue555 January 12, 2019

Orange Colorado

A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.

I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.

by Racist’s United August 28, 2019