Small expensive liberal-arts college in the middle of nowhere - Gambier, Ohio. Once a bastion for hippies and alternafolk, Kenyon has leaned towards becoming a coke-fueled haven for rich yuppie fucks from the East Coast who still fancy themselves "too alternative" to go Ivy.
All Kenyon College students look alike.
Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
by RabbitWings December 18, 2006
Get the Kenyon College mug.A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.
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So, dude, you didnt get into Bowdoin? Forget those elitist creeps! You can work with Sommali refugees and wear your Berks at Bates College
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“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Bentley College a prime example of a modern, practical, business education with AMAZING networking perks. In Bentley’s freshman dorms, random roommates often become business partners. Students at Bentley have a great opportunity to learn about the accounting rules of LIFO and FIFO in class- but all Bentley students understand that in the business world, deals are made on golf courses and on yachts.
“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Bentley College a prime example of a modern, practical, business education with AMAZING networking perks. In Bentley’s freshman dorms, random roommates often become business partners. Students at Bentley have a great opportunity to learn about the accounting rules of LIFO and FIFO in class- but all Bentley students understand that in the business world, deals are made on golf courses and on yachts.
There are two types of students at Bentley College, filthy rich and driven. The two groups often work together; trust fund students provide capital to the hardworking students and before you know it… you find yourself in a SL 55 AMG in San Paulo with a briefcase full of cash ***ahhhh!!!!
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Bob: Hey Mary, we got the same polling place, wanna go make our voices heard?
Mary: Ain't nobody gonna hear my voice with the electoral college speaking all over me.
Mary: Ain't nobody gonna hear my voice with the electoral college speaking all over me.
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