American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.

Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.

by T March 15, 2005

couches

(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.

Dude, where we going to smoke this shit?

The middle school again?

Fuck it, they have security cameras now. Let's go to couches.

by stonahsarah January 22, 2009

Couch Burn

Similar to rug burn, except on from a couch.

I have couch burn on my leg!

by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010

Let me sleep on the couch

When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.

You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.

by Cosmo Poolaski July 9, 2011

couchi

The plural form of "couch", which is defined as anything included in the same family of furniture as sofa, loveseat, but excluding chair-and-a-half. This alternative spelling of the plural form is a direct result of the increasing use of the "i" suffix to many words in elite engineering institutes and universities in classes. The more couchi, the better.

That house has 4 couchi facing the big screen tv. It's so dank!!!

by The Brofessor February 20, 2009

Fuck yo couch

A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.

*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."

by The1965Ghost March 2, 2010