A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025
Get the glass-closetedmug. A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
A is closeted
by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021
Get the Closetedmug. A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
Get the Closet bandmug. a juggalette who is quiet about being a juggalette. these girls are still true to their family and always has their backs. Based on all their personality and how they act with friends. You'll never truly know if they are until they tell you.
by Holly Matkoroni May 10, 2011
Get the closet juggalettemug. by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021
Get the Closet fandommug. Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
Get the closet commandomug. The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.
by CookieBeans February 18, 2024
Get the first day out of the closetmug.