closet chad

A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.

"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."

by karminova May 21, 2018

Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018

closeted

you.

you are so closeted.

by wilder242 August 9, 2022

blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

by Herrold August 13, 2022

Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.

My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet

by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022

Chloe's Closet

An animated children's series produced by MoonScoop Entertainment3 and Telegael Teoranta. The series is mainly aimed for children ages 2 to 7 years old.

Chloe's Closet is the worst children's show.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

In the closet

A person hiding there sexuality

guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...

by gaycrow May 3, 2022